Suddenly at work today, lunch pangs hit my stomach at
The entire bloody day I have been fielding comments from people that all sound exactly the same. “Hey, so you have a cold huh?” People can be very observant, the little snots and I’m going to pay them back in the same coin with my barbed wit which is, as always, about as sharp as George Bush’s brain. Gah. I feel like my mucus has extended its snotty tentacles and curled them round my brain, gently rocking it to sleep. NO-ONE MESSES WITH THE BITCH TODAY. Btw, people who aren’t black and say ‘biatch’ piss me off.
BTW - Snot was a metal/punk/funk band (also known as "Loungecore") based in Santa Barbara, California. It was formed in 1994 and broke up in 1998 after the death of vocalist Lynn Strait in a car accident. Not that you needed to know that. I have discovered some old Wilco songs and will sing myself to my happy place, luckless colleagues be damned. This shall be my revenge.
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stating the understood with a discerning note, we do it the best...'oh, you've got glasses?', or when you reach someplace 'hey you've reached'....pissing off...not heard the band......sounds neat....got a terrible cough....
Wilco is fantastic.
uhmm but ms bunky - usage of biatch i think has hispanic origins ?
so basically u hate , hispanic people for usage of a word they only brought into the modern lexicon ???
ohh my bad !
biatch was coined by the very NOT hispanic rapper - Too $hort
you failed piglet ! your wrath is nothing to be feared
buahahahaha
*completely agrees with he who cannot be banned*
bwwahshahha
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